In addition to being the 'city of gardens', Bangalore is
also a city which is abundantly and sometimes excessively blessed by the God of
Rain. Such is the partiality bestowed upon this city that while people across
the country are languishing under the wrath of a torrid heat wave,
Bangaloreans have the good fortune of cooling off with multiple torrential
showers.The monsoons usually evoke innumerable emotions and more often than not
the fairer sex is seen gushing and effervescing about the romanticism
that rains bring along. May it be Kajol prancing about in the rain, crooning a
dreamy love ballad in DDLJ or the uncountable poetries written about the rains
by famous poets like Rabindranath Tagore, Emily Dickinson and Thomas Hardy,
there is no doubt that monsoons bring a certain degree of exultation with
them. Unfortunately, I have never been able to perceive this romanticism
and on the contrary have always been quite the spoil sport for most of my
friends when it comes to rains. Frolicking in the rain is definitely not
my idea of having fun and in fact it makes me rather cranky
and sullen. If by some freak chance I get caught in a downpour the first
thoughts that race through my mind are those of despair.....despair about
the dirty water running down the streets soaking my shoes and socks, about the
very many documentaries that I have seen on acid rain (Ok, go ahead laugh at
me...but I have a firm belief on the corrosive effect of acid rains),
about the muck and dirt floating in
the rain water which runs freely down the streets transmuting
them into large open drains which would further on serve as breeding grounds
for all kinds of creepy crawly creatures, not to mention the very infamous
malaria causing female Anopheles mosquito.
In this very vein, I started my journey one very 'un-fine' rainy Monday morning from my home to the bus stop. The moment I stepped out of the main gate, I was flung into an ocean of dirt running on the street. It had rained incessantly all night and my worst fears were soon going to be affirmed. I mentally congratulated myself on anticipating this and choosing to wear my most jaded and uncared for clothes. My pleasure was however short-lived, as I came across an urchin relieving his bladder in the free flowing ocean of dirt as I picked my way gingerly through the very same. Cursing the wretch under my breath, I continued the seemingly long 10 minute walk to the bus stand. At this juncture, I would like to award a special mention to the very insensitive owners and drivers of four wheelers which constitute sixty percent of traffic on Indian roads. The inmates of these vehicles are protected from the rage of the rains and are usually the ones who ooh and aah at the onset of monsoon. They are so oblivious to the filth outside their metallic cocoons that they fail to fathom the plight of the pedestrians. In this state of unawareness, many a times they are the reason behind the unwarranted and unexpected mud bath accorded to some or the other poor ambler.
I had managed to circumvent the puddles and the occasional cyclist splashing small quantities of water and had finally reached my nemesis: the main road, with its parade of multi wheeler vehicles which resembled mammoths and dinosaurs of varying shapes and sizes. Now, despite the fact that I was in my 'monsoon' attire and was carrying a yellow polka dotted umbrella (special mention because I had bought this umbrella as it looked cheerful and I expected it to magically rub some of its cheer on me), I was particularly wary of these multi wheeler monsters who seemed to be swarming all around me. I was only about 200 meters away from my destination and thoughts that might populate a marathon runner's mind were now populating mine: 'Come on, you can do it!! You are almost there and look you have managed to reach bone dry'....so on and so forth. As I was mentally conjuring images of a dry and warm me sitting inside the safe womb of my bus, a book in hand and the window tightly shut to the cacophony outside, I was jerked out of my delusion by a gleaming Santro which for no apparent reason was in so much hurry that it did not wish to bypass the huge body of brown water on the road but rather wanted to save one thousandth of a second by driving right through it.
The outcome of this action was a Tsunami like gigantic wave of brown water which crashed right on top of an unsuspecting ‘me’ and drenched me from head to toe. I was not only dripping from top to bottom, I was also smelling like half the garbage in Bangalore. What transpired in my very outraged mind now was beyond comprehension. I wanted to run so fast, maybe like the Roadrunner (the cartoon), catch up with the insolent Santro-er and drown him in the very same brown pond which he had chosen to splash in. What made matters worse was the fact that I saw the Santro-er peek into his rear view mirror and give me such an annoying grin that it took all of my inner strength to stop myself from picking a big jagged stone and smashing the rear window of his gleaming new car. Needless to say, I missed my bus that day as I had to undertake the 10 minute journey back home, clean up, get into another set of rainy day clothes and catch a very expensive auto rickshaw to office.
As expected, I reached office a full one hour late and having missed an important conference call, had to go explain my absence to my grouchy boss. This did not do any good to my already grumpy mood and after listening to my boss rant about my incompetent work attitude and my lack of punctuality I sulked back to my cubicle and slid into my chair in front of the laptop ready to attack the day with as much vehemence as I could muster. Now, for the purpose of setting the context, let me tell you about one particular team member of mine- T, who is the epitome of jollity and incidentally she and her husband are also proud owners of...wait for the punch.......a gleaming SANTRO. So, T sees me sulking in my corner and decides to cheer me up with her prattle and guess what topic she chooses to prattle about....wait for the second punch......'The beauty of RAINS'. That was it.... T was suddenly subjected to a full force verbal assault on how people who live in glass houses should not comment on debatable subjects like 'The effects of Rain' especially when they haven't experienced what it feels like to be on the other side. She was rendered speechless by my tale of woe and could not stop empathizing with me after my catharsis was over and done with.
A few days later, I had the good fortune of hitching a ride with T and her husband V (yes yes I am a big hypocrite!!!). V, who is generally a very vivacious person (competing tooth and nail with his wife for the title of - the most cheerful person on planet Earth) was quite subdued and was driving at snail's pace. Having forgotten my torturous experience in the recent past, I was wondering why V was so dead slow, when suddenly as if having read my mind, V recounted how T had chewed his brain a few days back with an argument about why one should avoid driving through puddles and splashing water on pedestrians as some nut had convinced her of the futility of saving one thousandth of a second and in return becoming recipients of curses flung by these poor souls. I quietly heard V's story, ignored the wink that T threw my way and pretended to know nothing of it. After all, each day is a new day and today was going to be a dry one for me at least.... :-)
In this very vein, I started my journey one very 'un-fine' rainy Monday morning from my home to the bus stop. The moment I stepped out of the main gate, I was flung into an ocean of dirt running on the street. It had rained incessantly all night and my worst fears were soon going to be affirmed. I mentally congratulated myself on anticipating this and choosing to wear my most jaded and uncared for clothes. My pleasure was however short-lived, as I came across an urchin relieving his bladder in the free flowing ocean of dirt as I picked my way gingerly through the very same. Cursing the wretch under my breath, I continued the seemingly long 10 minute walk to the bus stand. At this juncture, I would like to award a special mention to the very insensitive owners and drivers of four wheelers which constitute sixty percent of traffic on Indian roads. The inmates of these vehicles are protected from the rage of the rains and are usually the ones who ooh and aah at the onset of monsoon. They are so oblivious to the filth outside their metallic cocoons that they fail to fathom the plight of the pedestrians. In this state of unawareness, many a times they are the reason behind the unwarranted and unexpected mud bath accorded to some or the other poor ambler.
I had managed to circumvent the puddles and the occasional cyclist splashing small quantities of water and had finally reached my nemesis: the main road, with its parade of multi wheeler vehicles which resembled mammoths and dinosaurs of varying shapes and sizes. Now, despite the fact that I was in my 'monsoon' attire and was carrying a yellow polka dotted umbrella (special mention because I had bought this umbrella as it looked cheerful and I expected it to magically rub some of its cheer on me), I was particularly wary of these multi wheeler monsters who seemed to be swarming all around me. I was only about 200 meters away from my destination and thoughts that might populate a marathon runner's mind were now populating mine: 'Come on, you can do it!! You are almost there and look you have managed to reach bone dry'....so on and so forth. As I was mentally conjuring images of a dry and warm me sitting inside the safe womb of my bus, a book in hand and the window tightly shut to the cacophony outside, I was jerked out of my delusion by a gleaming Santro which for no apparent reason was in so much hurry that it did not wish to bypass the huge body of brown water on the road but rather wanted to save one thousandth of a second by driving right through it.
The outcome of this action was a Tsunami like gigantic wave of brown water which crashed right on top of an unsuspecting ‘me’ and drenched me from head to toe. I was not only dripping from top to bottom, I was also smelling like half the garbage in Bangalore. What transpired in my very outraged mind now was beyond comprehension. I wanted to run so fast, maybe like the Roadrunner (the cartoon), catch up with the insolent Santro-er and drown him in the very same brown pond which he had chosen to splash in. What made matters worse was the fact that I saw the Santro-er peek into his rear view mirror and give me such an annoying grin that it took all of my inner strength to stop myself from picking a big jagged stone and smashing the rear window of his gleaming new car. Needless to say, I missed my bus that day as I had to undertake the 10 minute journey back home, clean up, get into another set of rainy day clothes and catch a very expensive auto rickshaw to office.
As expected, I reached office a full one hour late and having missed an important conference call, had to go explain my absence to my grouchy boss. This did not do any good to my already grumpy mood and after listening to my boss rant about my incompetent work attitude and my lack of punctuality I sulked back to my cubicle and slid into my chair in front of the laptop ready to attack the day with as much vehemence as I could muster. Now, for the purpose of setting the context, let me tell you about one particular team member of mine- T, who is the epitome of jollity and incidentally she and her husband are also proud owners of...wait for the punch.......a gleaming SANTRO. So, T sees me sulking in my corner and decides to cheer me up with her prattle and guess what topic she chooses to prattle about....wait for the second punch......'The beauty of RAINS'. That was it.... T was suddenly subjected to a full force verbal assault on how people who live in glass houses should not comment on debatable subjects like 'The effects of Rain' especially when they haven't experienced what it feels like to be on the other side. She was rendered speechless by my tale of woe and could not stop empathizing with me after my catharsis was over and done with.
A few days later, I had the good fortune of hitching a ride with T and her husband V (yes yes I am a big hypocrite!!!). V, who is generally a very vivacious person (competing tooth and nail with his wife for the title of - the most cheerful person on planet Earth) was quite subdued and was driving at snail's pace. Having forgotten my torturous experience in the recent past, I was wondering why V was so dead slow, when suddenly as if having read my mind, V recounted how T had chewed his brain a few days back with an argument about why one should avoid driving through puddles and splashing water on pedestrians as some nut had convinced her of the futility of saving one thousandth of a second and in return becoming recipients of curses flung by these poor souls. I quietly heard V's story, ignored the wink that T threw my way and pretended to know nothing of it. After all, each day is a new day and today was going to be a dry one for me at least.... :-)
nicely written story!
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